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Dispatches from the Great Beyond
Basic Info| Name: | xcorpsemortisx |
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BioI am dead. I would be on Deadjournal, but then I might seem like a poseur, and up here (or down here, I still haven't worked it out) everyone makes fun of Deadjournal. Like they know, right?
Unfortunately, politics in the afterlife is really tricky, so I may not be able to friend anyone currently living. If this is a problem for you, you might try an intercessional prayer. (God answers them all, but most of the time It just says "no." God asks for stuff, too, but mostly in Craigslist.) You're welcome to comment, but replying is trying if there's a storm front practically anywhere in the world. You'd think God would hook us up with a T1, but nooooo.
If you have any questions about the afterlife or what it's like to be dead, leave them in comments and I'll do my best to answer them.
Notice: I'm going on a short haitus from December 25 to January 1st. Jesus just sent out a message over our Intranet that we're having a system downtime. It's not because it's Jesus' birthday - which is in June, anyway - it's because we backdate our calendar to the beginning of time, and we're having to prepare for the Y100MK problem. I'm just glad I'm not in the IT division, they've had a lot of problems with the Windows XP upgrade and there's a petition to smite Bill Gates. (Even the Gallic sheepherders signed it, and they don't even know who he is!)
Unfortunately, politics in the afterlife is really tricky, so I may not be able to friend anyone currently living. If this is a problem for you, you might try an intercessional prayer. (God answers them all, but most of the time It just says "no." God asks for stuff, too, but mostly in Craigslist.) You're welcome to comment, but replying is trying if there's a storm front practically anywhere in the world. You'd think God would hook us up with a T1, but nooooo.
If you have any questions about the afterlife or what it's like to be dead, leave them in comments and I'll do my best to answer them.
Notice: I'm going on a short haitus from December 25 to January 1st. Jesus just sent out a message over our Intranet that we're having a system downtime. It's not because it's Jesus' birthday - which is in June, anyway - it's because we backdate our calendar to the beginning of time, and we're having to prepare for the Y100MK problem. I'm just glad I'm not in the IT division, they've had a lot of problems with the Windows XP upgrade and there's a petition to smite Bill Gates. (Even the Gallic sheepherders signed it, and they don't even know who he is!)
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afterlife, autopsies, avoiding necrophiliacs, being dead, corporate memos, dead people, death, eternal existence, gother than you, kenny mccormick, lindsey lohan, not decaying, rigor mortis, taste of embalming fluid, theological debate, y-incisions
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